Midseason NFL Rankings

So halfway through the NFL season, how do the teams stack up? Well...

1. Saints
2. Colts
3. Vikings
4. Cowboys
5. Pats
6. Bengals
7. Steelers
8. Cardinals
9. Broncos
10. Chargers
11. Falcons
12. Eagles
13. Giants
14. Ravens
15. Dolphins
16. Jets
17. Niners
18. Texans
19. Jags
20. Panthers
21. Packers
22. Seahawks
23. Bears
24. Titans
25. Oakland
26. Bills
27. Chiefs
28. Browns
29. Bucs
30. Lions
31. Redskins
32. Rams

Explanations coming, from 32 up to 1 in my pessimist's guide to the NFL.